Posts by Ubaida

1) Message boards : Cafe Rosetta : Joke Thread... (Message 20126) Posted 13 Jul 2006 by Ubaida Post: Consultant Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the sheperd 'If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze and says 'All right'. The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini-printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says 'You have excactly 1586 sheep here'. The shepherd answers 'That's correct, you can have your sheep'. The young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep. The shepherd looks at him and asks 'If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me?' The young man answers 'Yes, why not' The shepherd says 'You are an Andersen consultant!' 'How did you know?' asks the young man. Very simple, answers the shepherd 'First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a sheep to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you actually took my dog!'
2) Message boards : Number crunching : Report Problems with Rosetta Version 5.24 (Message 19570) Posted 30 Jun 2006 by Ubaida Post: got another two of those errors http://boinc.bakerlab.org/rosetta/result.php?resultid=26296697 http://boinc.bakerlab.org/rosetta/result.php?resultid=26297155
3) Message boards : Number crunching : Report Problems with Rosetta Version 5.24 (Message 19538) Posted 30 Jun 2006 by Ubaida Post: <core_client_version>5.4.9</core_client_version> <message> - exit code -1073741819 (0xc0000005) </message> <stderr_txt> # random seed: 2957681 # cpu_run_time_pref: 10800 # cpu_run_time_pref: 10800 # cpu_run_time_pref: 10800 Unhandled Exception Detected... - Unhandled Exception Record - Reason: Access Violation (0xc0000005) at address 0x0060AAA8 read attempt to address 0x7D7427F9 http://boinc.bakerlab.org/rosetta/result.php?resultid=26281886