Penguin's Thread

Message boards : Cafe Rosetta : Penguin's Thread

To post messages, you must log in.

Previous · 1 . . . 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · Next

AuthorMessage
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 72781 - Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 8:48:18 UTC - in response to Message 72770.  

still here, trying to tie up a few last moment details before the great migration...

well, at least this is off the list...

After being bit by a penguin, Gingrich says

he he he...


There are SOOOO many things to say but so few are thread appropriate so I will just say, next time you see your fellow cousin the biter, say thanks from me!!


To bad it wasn't the other candidate that got bit.
Gingrnich is washed up and out of money.
Time to quit.
I am so glad I am over in Europe now where I don't have to get hammered by the negative advertising of all the political hopefuls.
ID: 72781 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 72785 - Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 10:51:55 UTC - in response to Message 72781.  

still here, trying to tie up a few last moment details before the great migration...

well, at least this is off the list...

After being bit by a penguin, Gingrich says

he he he...


There are SOOOO many things to say but so few are thread appropriate so I will just say, next time you see your fellow cousin the biter, say thanks from me!!


To bad it wasn't the other candidate that got bit.
Gingrnich is washed up and out of money.
Time to quit.
I am so glad I am over in Europe now where I don't have to get hammered by the negative advertising of all the political hopefuls.


Actually it is less now that Rick Santourum is out of the race! Now though Obama is cranking up the negative ads and rhetoric!! IMO if he were that much of a better choice he wouldn't need that stuff! Maybe that says something about our politicians, and those that want to replace them!!
ID: 72785 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 72793 - Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 18:23:44 UTC

should try what our parent country has, constitutional monarchy...

of course, the monarchy here should be limited to Emperor penguins...
Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 72793 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 72794 - Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 19:14:21 UTC

ID: 72794 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 72804 - Posted: 17 Apr 2012, 10:57:04 UTC - in response to Message 72794.  
Last modified: 17 Apr 2012, 10:57:21 UTC

Alleged drunk guys steal a penguin


Wonder what kind of 'fish story' his buddies will accuse him of telling....'really guys I was being chased by a SHARK, he was H-U-G-E!!!!!' And 'these humans gave me something that made my head feel funny too, tasted okay but my head STILL hurts!'
ID: 72804 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 72805 - Posted: 17 Apr 2012, 13:14:25 UTC

as if i don't already have enough to worry about: stranger danger !!!
Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 72805 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 72808 - Posted: 17 Apr 2012, 23:00:15 UTC - in response to Message 72805.  

as if i don't already have enough to worry about: stranger danger !!!


Just hire the cabin crew of Southwest Airlines. They are penguin friendly and will watch out for you on the plane. Outside of the plane, I guess you could use Greepeace to guard you. Also goto school to learn how to bite greedy hands lol
ID: 72808 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 72809 - Posted: 17 Apr 2012, 23:01:58 UTC
Last modified: 17 Apr 2012, 23:02:15 UTC

ID: 72809 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 72812 - Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 10:41:16 UTC - in response to Message 72808.  

as if i don't already have enough to worry about: stranger danger !!!


Also goto school to learn how to bite greedy hands lol


Oh they ARE....just ask Newt!
ID: 72812 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 72813 - Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 10:53:24 UTC - in response to Message 72812.  

as if i don't already have enough to worry about: stranger danger !!!


Also goto school to learn how to bite greedy hands lol


Oh they ARE....just ask Newt!


Yeah, but that one didn't get enough of the hand to teach him a lesson.
Need a deep flesh wound that needs stitches.
ID: 72813 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 72829 - Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 10:43:02 UTC - in response to Message 72813.  

as if i don't already have enough to worry about: stranger danger !!!


Also goto school to learn how to bite greedy hands lol


Oh they ARE....just ask Newt!


Yeah, but that one didn't get enough of the hand to teach him a lesson.
Need a deep flesh wound that needs stitches.


Yeah ol' wussy Newt needed a band aid!
ID: 72829 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 73037 - Posted: 10 May 2012, 13:59:10 UTC

In Rio.

Rainy.

Have to wait to go to Copacabana and Ipanema beaches.
Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 73037 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 73043 - Posted: 11 May 2012, 10:21:11 UTC - in response to Message 73037.  

In Rio.

Rainy.

Have to wait to go to Copacabana and Ipanema beaches.


Be CAREFUL on those beaches, I hear you can burn your eyes out by what you can see!!!
ID: 73043 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 73314 - Posted: 21 Jun 2012, 7:50:59 UTC

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?!


Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 73314 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
mikey
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jan 06
Posts: 1894
Credit: 8,550,451
RAC: 10,689
Message 73315 - Posted: 21 Jun 2012, 11:26:20 UTC - in response to Message 73314.  
Last modified: 21 Jun 2012, 11:27:06 UTC

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?!



That's a good one...I started about believing you!!
ID: 73315 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 73323 - Posted: 22 Jun 2012, 20:06:17 UTC - in response to Message 73315.  

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?!



That's a good one...I started about believing you!!


The penguin has lost touch with reality. Must be all that airline food hes eating. They do drug it you know.
ID: 73323 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 73326 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 15:38:50 UTC

actually, its the anesthesia... had minor medical issue, which required in-patient surgery... even after surgery, wings won't help me to fly :(

time to purchase some more airline tickets... heading to windy city in late fall for some deep-dish :)
Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 73326 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile Greg_BE
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 May 06
Posts: 5658
Credit: 5,670,291
RAC: 2,328
Message 73327 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 16:24:58 UTC - in response to Message 73326.  

actually, its the anesthesia... had minor medical issue, which required in-patient surgery... even after surgery, wings won't help me to fly :(

time to purchase some more airline tickets... heading to windy city in late fall for some deep-dish :)



did the doc operate on the right body part?
sounds pretty bad if your wings won't help you.
ID: 73327 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
The_Bad_Penguin
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Jun 06
Posts: 2751
Credit: 4,271,025
RAC: 0
Message 73328 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 16:46:32 UTC - in response to Message 73327.  

don't know, afraid to look, l o l !!!

did the doc operate on the right body part?


Defeat Censorship! Wikileaks needs OUR help! Learn how you can help (d/l 'insurance' file), by clicking here. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech" B. Franklin
ID: 73328 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Profile rochester new york
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 2 Jul 06
Posts: 2842
Credit: 2,020,043
RAC: 0
Message 73329 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 16:53:50 UTC - in response to Message 73327.  

get well soon


actually, its the anesthesia... had minor medical issue, which required in-patient surgery... even after surgery, wings won't help me to fly :(

time to purchase some more airline tickets... heading to windy city in late fall for some deep-dish :)



did the doc operate on the right body part?
sounds pretty bad if your wings won't help you.


ID: 73329 · Rating: 0 · rate: Rate + / Rate - Report as offensive    Reply Quote
Previous · 1 . . . 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · Next

Message boards : Cafe Rosetta : Penguin's Thread



©2024 University of Washington
https://www.bakerlab.org