I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

Belgian can never ever make a good chocolate......
In your case you can only be overdosed by very bad chocolate.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

vlhurgs

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

Where did a penguin learn to write? Or in other words: How can a penguin write?

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

---

Pittsburgh, of course!

Where did a penguin learn to write?

We can write very well, thank you. We have our own publishing company. You have heard of Penguin Publishing, no?

Or in other words: How can a penguin write?

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

[/quote]

In a zoo school?

Pittsburgh, of course!

Where did a penguin learn to write?

We can write very well, thank you. We have our own publishing company. You have heard of Penguin Publishing, no?

Or in other words: How can a penguin write?

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

[/quote]

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Where they also teach hockey, aka the National Hockey League's Pittsburgh Penguins...

In a zoo school?

Pittsburgh, of course!

Where did a penguin learn to write?

We can write very well, thank you. We have our own publishing company. You have heard of Penguin Publishing, no?

Or in other words: How can a penguin write?

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

[/quote]

enough penguins, tiger man has a old air freight company named after him which became fedex. plus he had old flying fighter planes that were very famous.

on the other hand...penguin here is also involved in computers trying to counter gatesy man's dominance on the world.

Where they also teach hockey, aka the National Hockey League's Pittsburgh Penguins...

In a zoo school?

Pittsburgh, of course!

Where did a penguin learn to write?

We can write very well, thank you. We have our own publishing company. You have heard of Penguin Publishing, no?

Or in other words: How can a penguin write?

Yes! And a tux-n-tails event for Friday evening!

Buy a penguin on-line from penguinwarehouse.com

Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this
the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks
the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Way cool! The largest Penguin I have is over 1 meter tall!

penguinwarehouse.com

>Woman - Don't use the word "fat" when talking to me.
>Penguin - We prefer the term "pleasingly plump"...
>Man (hiding his face in shame) - Live long and Boinc!

Meanwhile:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Who the heck are these creatures and what wormhole? this isnt following any twisted story line i know.

The G'Gugvuntt were enemies of the Vl'hurgs; at a conference between the leaders of the two sides the G'Gugvuntt leader
insulted the Vl'hurg leader's mother. At the precise moment that the Vl'hurg leader challenged the G'Gugvuntt to retract the insult
a chance remark uttered by the Belgian was carried across time and space to the table by a freak wormhole. The phrase ("I seem
to be having tremendous difficulty with my beer") is a horrendous insult in the Vl'hurg language, and terrible wars ensued.

The Belgian hires a cargo ship to go to the various resturants and deliver Belgian beer and chocolate for all the humanoid men and women, in the hopes of making them extremely happy be it drunk or overdosed by chocolate.

I would just like to remind everybody that there is still one word in today's society deemed still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies it so revolting, that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means. That word is 'Belgium' and it is only ever used by loose tongued people (like Zaphod Beeblebrox) in situations of dire provocation.

the vogon penguin is slowly infected by stray rogue nano bots who change his color from black and white to neon green and white forcing him to reconsider what kind of penguin he is.

as both the Belgian and Marvin head off together to the "re-charging unit"...

I dont use payphones and my phone is sanatised by nanobots every 15 mins - and now i have to go recharge. see you in 10 hrs or something

Unfortunately, the sleeping virus also affected the Golgafrinchans, specifically those who were telephone sanitizers. And the
Belgian and his allies were affected by a plague contracted from a dirty telephone...

the belgian brings in 7 of 9 to deter the droning of that most useless phrase. he also calls in picard/locutus to open up a port for the insertion of the sleeping virus that shuts down the ships drones.

all the while the Belgian hears in the background "Resistance is useless!"...

the belgian pulls out his star trek phaser and sets it on heavy stun and blasts the vogon captian into a nice sleep

were the Belgians thoughts as he started to regain consciousness and began to make out the outline of a shape that vaguely
resembled the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal...

Sorry my Babel fish forgot how to translate vogon, and a penguin reading vogon means I must have had to many gargleblasters

and shortly thereafter, he appears in The Heart of Gold, drinking a PanGalacticGargleBlaster, whilst reading Vogon poetry to a
Belgian and a Tiger...

Due to immprobablity issues the penguin disapears into space yet again and reappears at a random spot in the universe looking for a space ship to get into.

The answer is ALWAYS 42... and that Penguin wins first place...

Penguin, you know that the answer is 42!

And the Penguin, quoting from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", says "excuse me while I whip this out", and proves that in fact, his is bigger... (ego folks, ego...)

Really? But I am a tiger...... And yes, I have an ego.....
But I am not such a little house-cat...... and I take the first place now

Leave it to a species of cat to try and get to the top. Hehe. Can't complain too much, I'm a bit of a cat-lover myself (got two of them at home) but have this, um, huge ego to prove myself... :)

It's about yay big:

<----------------------------------insert ego here---------------------------->

Give or take a few "ego" sizes. @:^)

And you have given the trophy to me...... Thank you!

And then the ringmaster stepped in, disqualified you both and took the trophy for himself!

[/quote]

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